Alright, now that we're legit, I can make these picks the way they were mean to be made, at 8:01 AM PDT, while listening to Disc 2 of Ted Nugent's Double Live album. Stranglehold's coming up in 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
Wait, Stranglehold's coming up right now. I forgot, that's the only thing worth listening to on this, but oh, how it is worth it.
Alright, the draft, we're at number 4. Let's get down to business.
4. Joe Thomas - ok, you're right, i'm just looking at Peter King and Don Bank's mock drafts and plagiarizing, but i'm pretty sure that's what one or the other did as well. besides, i just switched shit up on those losers. BOOM!
5. Gaines Adams - i have no reason to think otherwise. the next warren sapp? the next Jarvis Moss? or, uh, maybe the next somebody from Arizona?
6. Okoye - i kind of wish the bears dealt briggs for this guy, though i'm sure it would have been a bad move, b/c Angelo would have pulled the trigger if otherwise. Angelo knows what the fuck he's doing, by the way, come draft day.
7. Adrian Peterson - not b/c I think it'll happen, but i'm ready to make my own way in this world. also, DIII's point system doesn't penalize much for being 1 off. ha! fucker
guitar solo
8. LaRon Landry - "The Ron", it's French, er, it's freedom
9. Levi Brown - OK, I'll say it, this guy's nasty!
10. Tedd Ginn, Jr. - why look at the o-line, now? Schuab won't notice
11. Adam Carriker
12. Pat Willis - I predict the 9ers take 2 games against the hawks this year. i'm just saying.
13. Jamaal Anderson
14. Darrell Revis
15. Leon Hall
16. Marshawn Lynch
17. Reggie Nelson
18. Alan Branch
19. Jarvis Moss
20. Lawrence Timmons
21. Anthony Spencer
22. Michael Griffin
23. Aaron Ross
24. Jon Beason
25. Paul Posluszny
26. Brandon Meriweather
27. Dwayne Bowe
28. David Harris
29. Joe Staley
30. Robert Meachem
31. Greg Olsen
32. Anthony Gonzalez
There it is you assholes. I'll take my money after I get up from my AYYYYYY MMMMMM ALE!
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5 comments:
as bill walton would say, TERRIBLE picks.
you should also know that i used an advanced technique of peter king, some guy from foxsports (to balance king's left leaning predicitions) and a list of each teams draft needs. absolute domination will ensue.
michael vick came out with the commissioner? he must be so baked right now.
and the raiders pick russell. booooorring.
ugghhh...berman has launched into "protect the guy who's falling" mode. I hate chris berman.
wow they just hid brady quinn in the commissioner's booth! that's an inauspicious start to his career. maybe berman will quit talking about him.
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