Thursday, April 12, 2007

Ultimate Pitching Matchup



"He hated Venezuelans! And he was half Venezuelan! .......And he hated irony!"


Who would have won last night if Felix Hernandez was matched up against Bill Brasky and the Red Sox? Discuss.

My Pick: I'm taking Felix after 43 innings of bloodshed. But only because Bill Brasky had to be pulled from the game so that he could give birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.

3 comments:

JV said...

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

JV said...

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'

JV said...

"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos."