Who would have won last night if Felix Hernandez was matched up against Bill Brasky and the Red Sox? Discuss.
My Pick: I'm taking Felix after 43 innings of bloodshed. But only because Bill Brasky had to be pulled from the game so that he could give birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'
"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos."
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